- If you shout like shit, you squeak like a mouse for the next two days. (Thats what happened to me ;) )
- There are two kinds of drinkers : people who drink loads and pretend they never drank, people who have one or two cuttings and pretend they drank loads.
- In a fight, the ones who try to stop the fighting get hit more than those who actually fight. (Thats what happened to me. I was in the middle of the two fighting sides pushing them both away, and a lotta loose blows fell on me)
- Children of rich or powerful men are of two kinds : those who dont want to be in the shadow of their parents' limelight, and those real dumb shitheads who're nothing on their own, but use their parents' position to show off and taunt others. (My friend got into trouble with a motherfucker, a crybaby, a real dumbhead who said his father's some bigshot police officer and threw tantrums like a kid.)
- Your bike's petrol always run out when you're farthest from the gas station. (I pushed my Godzilla for one and a half kilometres today)
- If there's a function in your college, your bike's bound to bite the dust atleast two times. (My Apache got screwed twice by my friends, and my friend's Pulsar got screwed thrice)
- A plastic chair cant bear more than 100 kg or more than one person. ( Many chairs were broken coz two or more guys stood on them)
- The latest, most favourite swear word of girls is "shit". (That was what they said when a few guys on bikes cut them off)
- If girls say you're a guy with a bad character, you fall into one of the following sinful categories : ( :P~ )
*) you have fun
*) you're carefree
*) you're too busy to talk to them
*) you dance offstage
*) you play truth or dare
*) you dont show off
*) you dont "act" like you're polished
*) you dont "act" like a good guy
*) you wear t-shirts and jeans
*) you really help others (Now they feel that you're unnecessarily showing off)
*) you smoke
*) you drink
*) you dont come to class
*) you hit someone for calling you a thief
- Behaving nicely to people will earn you a lot of friends
- Dancing is just lifting your legs and throwing your hands up and down.