The Art of Smoking While Bathing

July 25th..10:30 A.M

The phone rings...

Partner : Get up! Its time for our appointment. Be at my place by 11:30..
Me : Okies..done

Partner : Hey!! get up and stand.. i know u'll go rite bk 2 sleep after i dc..
Me : (Still on bed) No man!! I've just stood up..gonna brush 'n rush..:D

Partner : k..b here asap..
Me : done..

Back 2 business....Snore....;-)...One of my room mates steps on my leg..Ouch...wat time is it..11:00..wtf...okies..i go 2 shave..(been shavin at the barber's ever since my shaving blade ws pinched by some mo**erfu**er in my old room(Am i glad i got away frm der..))After i get bk..wats d time..11:35..damn.. haven had my mornin smoke..bt gotta take bath as well...i'm stumped..okies.ders only 1 way out...lets do this..i light d fag..disrobe..tie d towel and get into d bathroom prayin dat dis s gonna work out jus fine..

The water flows into the bucket. I grab d brush..and start d busines...i smile..lolz..dis s getting quite interestin. a few brushes..a huff 'n a puff..nw d cigar butt is fulla foam. aargh..nt 2 b discouraged.i lick(owww...) it off..i decide nt 2 puff away til i'm done brushin.. i brush urgently 'n finish it off..nw its time 4 d ultimate test. i turn off d tap..take d mug..here v go..
left hand -> cigarette
right hand -> mug
1..2..3..
i hold my left hand up high...and start pourin d water..good dis isnt all dat tuff..nw i switch hands 'n repeat d same..yeah..a pause..2 puffs... i'll spare the nitty gritty details.. its time 4 d soap...

left hand -> cigarette
right hand -> soap..
nd i coulda won d scrubbing marathon d way i wnt..i keep d fag in my mouth..hands free nw and i rock 'n roll...all done...i wash away d soap...still haven washed my face..i wonder wat 2 do..hmm...prtty simple..again bk 2 d left hand..right hand stuff..b4 dat..a few more puffs..den i wash my face wit one hand...

and its all done..

i puff away till its all over..and flush away the butt..

Man..its so simple...